What if each set used MDFCs, but in a slightly different way, using the mechanic to play up the theme of that set
These early sets are highly valuable, especially in 1st Edition or Shadowless form
If you draw it late-game, its more than likely a(n) (un)dead card, and Gengar AR is far more useful
To represent this category of funny cards, I've selected King Cheetah's flavor text citing Suq'Ata wisdom as one of the first I remember laughing about when I started playing Magic in 1997
Obviously, they dont have the space to cater to TCG-events, but Im not sure why they wouldnt try to capitalize on graded singles and sealed, seeing how it appears that Costco, Wal-mart, CVS/Walgreens and Target appear to be the current benefactors of the everyone buying and holding modern sealed