By listening to adventurers recount their exploits and weaving them into verse, he brings forth high-difficulty versions of raids and trials (yes, really), so he should somehow create a permanent that represents a powerful and scary version of an enemy
Divebomb is hyper-conditional removal in a color that already has way better options
(In the context of Modern, its debatable whether Inquisition of Kozilek is actually the better discard spell or not, and Hymn to Tourach might still beat both of them in older formats, but that is a debate for another time.) I may also be somewhat biased against Thoughtseize, since it was its printing in the original Theros that was one of the reasons I never pursued Standard to any degree
Katara, Waterbending Master Im not turning my head at a 2-drop that can draw two, three, or even five cards on attacks
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