When your opponent does not have any Pokmon in play in front of them, you win. Finally, all three former players are right
We did know this change might happen because of a video from Arkham Chronicle, who got an early look at Rise of the Floodborn products a few months back
The value is somewhat misleading in this case, as the card frequently sells for much lower
"If you're passionate about blending mechanics and flavor in short-form writing, we want you on our team." Apparently, Wizards' perfect employee "is adaptable, creative, familiar with Magic TCG, and capable of working within established styles and a variety of workflows"
While the wizard creature type is often associated with spellcasting of some sort, like casting instants and sorceries, its a broad enough creature type thats regularly used just to assign a class to a creature