Scoured Barrens [Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty] SPA Vulpiquito Whenever one or more Ninja

Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player

Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense

Set: Dark Ascension Type: Creature — Vampire Common Cost: {2}{B} Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Torturer gains flying until end of turn

Set: Urza's Legacy Type: Creature — Phoenix Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{R}{R} Flying

you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs

Scoured Barrens [Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty] SPA Vulpiquito Whenever one or more NinjaSet: Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Type: Land Rarity: Common Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield tapped. When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.