Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense Set: Nemesis Type: Sorcery Common

Set: Nemesis Type: Sorcery Common Cost: {2}{B}{B} Each player loses 1 life for each creature they control

{T}: Counter target activated ability from an artifact source

This one just gets you

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Set: Vanguard Series Type: Vanguard Rare Cost: Your opponents play with their hands revealed

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense Set: Nemesis Type: Sorcery CommonSet: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from two word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."